In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t.
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No one has ever actually been able to embarrass me with this.
The infamous Miss Potts. A powerhouse in Louboutin’s. //independent Pepper Potts account. More info…
“P— Pepper? Is that you?”
She looked around, then at him, confused. “Yes, I am Pepper. I’m afraid I don’t recognize you?”
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Another memo arrives along with a new I.D.
Jesus Pep, no need to bite my head off…
Acceptable. You asked Jarvis for my birthday.
A memo arrives on Pepper’s desk.
Hey Pepper, I’ve got the new security I.D.s done come pick yours up, ‘kay?
A memo arrives on Tony’s desk under the ID that had red marks, crossing out errors.
You are soooo dead, Stark! First of all, you have obviously forgotten when my birthday is, again! Wrong month, and wrong day. Second of all, you never put the year I was born, I tell you that every year. Please have everything that was marked edited and put on a new badge, please.
- Iron Man 1: Pepper blows up Iron Monger, outruns explosions in five inch heels.
- Iron Man 2: Pepper evacuates the expo, throws Justin Hammer in jail and in the deleted scene she’s instrumental on defeating Vanko.
- Iron Man 3: Fucking dons the suit, possibly saving Tony and Maya’s lives.
TELL ME HOW IS SHE A WHINY DAMSEL IN DISTRESS, AGAIN?
Oh yeah! ^^
I’m everyone’s hero. But Pepper’s my hero. Don’t know what’d I do without her.
FUCKING FUCK I LOVE LIGHTNING
Im not overly fond of what follows it